Hello friends. Did you guys ever wonder, how in India, our professors got beautiful wife after completing their post doctoral? By seeing their fate, one could have easily assumed that there are too many beautiful girls around. Then why we are not able to find one for ourselves, is it our fate or destination of not getting one or something we are lagging. Perhaps one of the possibilities may be (which I came to know few weeks ago) that girls got 6th and 7th senses which judge two characteristic in a guys. 6th sense giver them information who got a good financial and social status and 7th sense leads them to choose one person who can praise / adore her after many years in marriage also. Do you want proofs? All right, then allow me to tell you a tale (actually incident in our daily life which we always overlooked) like none of you had ever read (though you might had hear about it). It has been few weeks ago, one of my friend went to one professor in our department for some project purpose which he want to do under him. After telling the achievements, medals, awards he got and journals and publications he published and big projects he already successfully handled and also the one which are still WIP (work in progress) etc. etc, the professor told my friend that he got a beautiful wife also. See, he praises his wife even when she was not there. So, tell me how many of us can do such level of commitment.
So, after hearing the above conversation from my friend, I decided “let’s start practicing of praising a girl / woman”. And I started this noble work with praising professors’ wife. You will ask how I dare to praise them without being terminated from this college. Simple, when I discuss
anything about professors with my other friends, I end my conversation with “…..and they got beautiful wife.” And moreover what I did above. See, in my world praising spread like fire in the woods (that’s different case it should refer to girls).
Did I justify the title of this garbage? Let’s see. No, I didn’t yet. The above paragraphs were about my professors and their beautiful wives. But here the case is not confined to their beautiful wives, it is about beautiful wives. So, for that I have another incident related to me. After seeing everyone is running after the very good marks, I fed up of going after them. So, one day I asked one of my professors (another one) if very good marks are necessary. And then he told me, “hmmmm… Do you want beautiful wife?..........”. What the heaven, ‘a beautiful wife’ is doing in his answer? They can relate everything you like or do not like to ‘A Beautiful Wife’, though his justification after that was outstanding. Actually he used the boy’s psychology to convince me his point. Do you want to know the whole god’s speech? Alright, As You Like It (mind it, I hadn’t written this).
“hmmmm… Do you want beautiful wife? It’s like having a beautiful wife. Having a beautiful wife does not guarantee a happy marriage life. But still it’s like having a beautiful wife and everybody wants it”.
Marvelous, can you guys correlate now? See, they will not help us in getting a beautiful wife but the dream of having one beautiful wife will surely be punched in our head. So, is title complete now? Yeah, it’s justified now.
Bye…….. Keep smiling and praising you partner. ……………;)
Your Friend
S K Burnwal
